14. You know that Cranberries song is about me.

13. What I’m really most attracted to in a woman is her brain…. brains….BRAINS!

12. Once rigor mortis sets in I can go *all* night!

11. Your grave or mine?

10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or was it when I ate your brains?

9. Nice eyes. Can I eat ‘em?

8. What’s a decomposing, maggot infested girl like you doing in a mausoleum like this?

7. Do you have any zombie in you? Would you like some?

6. So, do you come to this dark, deserted, haunted graveyard often?

5. I’m a walking stiff! I don’t need Viagra!

4. I would give my right arm for a night with you. Here, take it!

3. I like your face. I’d like it even better crumpled on my bedroom floor in the morning.

2. Is that a wooden stake, or are you just happy to see me?

And the number one Zombie Pick-Up Line is…

1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?

[Via.]

You are a very sensitive person and you try hard (perhaps a little too hard) to make favourable impressions and to be recognised by your peers. But you have that inherent need to feel appreciated and admired and you are easily hurt if all of your endeavours go by unappreciated or not acknowledged. Stop trying so hard.

At this time you ‘need to be needed’ and again you ‘need to need’. You have had this feeling for some time now and you are looking for someone who could share a close bond in an atmosphere of shared intimacy. You have the belief that with the right person you could conquer the world.

Your confidence has been shattered. There are so many things that you would like to do with your life, so many dreams to be fulfilled - and you know that your hopes and dreams are not just figments of your imagination, they are real and you are looking for reassurance from someone. Basically your fears are such that you may be prevented in attaining your hopes and dreams. Even now you would like to broaden your fields of endeavour but in order to develop your ‘inner- self’ you need peace and solace. You are distressed by the fear that you may be prevented from attaining your goals. What you really need at this particular moment in time is quiet reassurance from someone close to you to restore your confidence.

You are an emotional, sincere and impressionable individual experiencing frustration and unnecessary stress. You vehemently resist any form of pressure from outside sources, insisting on your independence as an individual. You want to be a decision maker - to make up your own mind without interference. You wish to be able to draw your own conclusions and arrive at your own decisions. You detest uniformity and mediocrity as you want to be regarded as one who gives authoritative opinions. Your favourite expression could well be that ‘I may not always be right but I am never wrong’. You’re a perfectionist and even though you may feel that the other person’s point of view may be right, you find it extremely difficult to admit that you could be wrong.

You need to be respected as an exceptional individual. This is the only way that you can hope to achieve the status that you wish to achieve. You set yourself very high standards - and come what may - you abide by them.

Escpecialy if they are dirty and rank looking. Its okay to splurge on pretty lingere, so do it.