The only thing worse than Lax “Bros” are the lax girls who try to be “Bros”
If youre a guy an you like the whole “Brotherhood” and passion of it (Team mates, friends you lax with, ect.) Thats cool.
I mean the douchey lax bros who only care about shelling out money for all the latest warrior gear and “Natty Ice’s” they “crush” Those bother me to no end. But what i find to me even worse are the girls who wear the duck-billed hats they probably steal from their older brother and wear tons of the latest most unique pinnies they probably paid for with their daddys american express who post pictures of themselves swooshing their crusty blonde hair throwing up “Hood” hand gestures and say like “Im such a bro! Whut whut? Never seen a gurl laxerrr before? I can chill with the bros cause im just like them!!!1!1 Gym tan lax on the beachhh ho!”
- If you can actualy play
- If 99% of the pictures you post are of you on the feild in an actual uniform or t-shirt and shorts playing and looking like a sweaty ball of goggle tans and unflattering angles of your ass while your shooting a goal - not posing with a random stick in a bikini
- If you actualy prefer not to be called a “Laxtitute” and if you ignore when a guy makes those “Get to the kitchen and make me a sandwich” jokes
- If majority of the pinnies you own are from your actual teams/high school games/camps/clinics and are all worn out and gross but you still rock them.
- If you can actualy hang out with guys because theyre like your best friends/like brothers to you/ or you help the boys teams during games and practices (OR like me my actual team mates since i played boys lax here in texas)
- If you actualy know the history and how lacrosse came to be the very game it is today.
Then most likely you are not one of “Those girls”. See when you sift through all of the bullshit youll find that us true lacrosse ladies are like a tight sisterhood. Were not all tanned and totaly hot babes, but we all look amazing no matter what size or shape we are. And even if you dont know eachother you can bet after a lax session youre like instant best friends. Am i right?
