D-MONSTER

Playing on an all guys team had its ups and downs but now that its getting cold i keep being reminded of how insaine i thought my coach was for making us play/practuce in freezing conditions. But it really made me tough and used to the bitter air. I miss lugging all my protective gear and getting teased because i resembled a stick in a trash bag when i had my uniform on. And most of all i miss being able to not wear a bra. No joke my boobs arent that big but after a hard game in the freezing cold id still somehow be so sweaty i could peel my gear and bra off and keep just my jersy on and NOBODY could tell i was going comando.

Saddly id walk out of the lockerroom and see our goalie had bigger man breasts than me.